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Mikey the T. rex loves donuts, but he doesn't like sharing. When Mikey's delicious donuts start to disappear one by one, he thinks that the reader is taking them, but he is too busy worrying about his donut dilemma to see what's right behind him. Will...

A hilariously clever picture book about a regular garden-variety bunny who, despite the evidence, says he is definitely NOT the Easter Bunny.Everyone, look! It's the Easter Bunny!He says he’s just a regular ol’ fluffy white bunny, but...

Andy Lee and Heath McKenzie are back with their highly anticipated ninth book, (Pretty Please) Do Not Open this Book. Whether ‘pretty please’ is a polite request or a desperate plea is for you to decide!This time, Wizz is reunited with his...

Whenever I see a girl with a gold bikini, I think of Princess Leia. Here on the Gold Coast, gold bikinis are common, so I think of Princess Leia a lot.Eighteen-year-old Olivia Grace has deferred her law degree and ducked out of her friends' gap-year tour...

A visiting cousin, a new girlfriend and theatrical mischief and mayhem abound in another uniquely funny addition to the beloved 'Elizabella' series. It's the end of the year and everything is changing at Bilby Creek. Elizabella and her gang are about...

"You are deluded, Romeo. Vampires do not have the capability to love. They are heartless." The Capulets and the Montagues have some deep and essential differences. Blood differences. Of course, the Capulets can escape their vampire fate, and the...

The fifth book in the #1 New York Times bestselling Princess Diaries series by Meg Cabot.In her heart of hearts, Mia has but one wish: an evening spent with Michael in a tux and a corsage on her wrist--in other words, the prom. Michael, however, does not...

It's not easy being king. . . .King Freddy has been blasted billions of miles into space, the evil Wizbad is holding Freddy's family hostage in the boiling Flurbian desert, and Freddy's sister, Babette, is being forced into battle against his sidekick,...

It's an interplanetary disaster!As king of Flurb, Freddy's got it made. Everyone worships him! Well, maybe not everyone. Not Deathsnail, Chewtyke, and Big Bad Wongo--the vicious leaders of nearby planets--who want to publicly pulverize him. Not his...

Meet ZoeyShe's eleven. Well, almost eleven. Okay--halfway to eleven. And Zoey's got a few problems: She has the lowest possible score on the coolability meter, a bad hair situation, and growing earlobes. What Zoey needs is a fairy godmother who can give...

Stephanie has a whole underwear drawer full of trouble.A week ago, Stephanie's biggest problem was finding enough time to complete her homework and study for her Mathletes competitions. Now she has to deal with magical toilet brushes, sinister talking...

Something strange is happening in superopolis!The entire population has turned its back on its favorite potato chips of all time--just because someone named Comrade Crunch told them to. How is he getting the supercitizensto follow his every command? To...

Young Andy Ritter von Krumm's incredible madcap adventures with his magic pencil continue at a cracking pace.Lucifer unleashes a horde of devils on the town of Stone and gives Andy's evil aunt Kunnikunde even greater diabolical powers to use against him...

Andy Ritter von Krumm knows full well that his evil aunt Kunnikunde is violently insane, but the madness and mayhem she causes in this latest adventures shock him. There is one shock, however, that Andy welcomes. Michaela, the magic pencil spirit,...

Karate KidsOne was a black belt. One was a brown. One had a loose belt; His pants fell down. Silly, irreverent, and always clever, these poems showcase Douglas Florian's talent for creating outrageously entertaining verse. More than 150 witty poems...

He lives in a bookstore behind a large WALL OF WORDS. He eats DELICIOUS WORDS from recipes. He throws SHARP WORDS and POINTED REMARKS at his enemy. And one day he slips through the words into a story that is the greatest adventure of his life. He is THE...