How to Poo at Work

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin - this hilarious book could save your career and get you the keys to the executive washroom!  It is the ultimate guide to going to the toilet at work, and is filled with practical advice for dealing with all sorts of poop-related problems. What to do if: you are 'ill'; a colleague follows you into the bathroom; the flush doesn't work; no paper; no seat; your colleagues arrive; your phone rings; and, many more real-life situations that are tough to cope with. All are complemented by useful diagrams.  The ultimate guide to going to the toilet at work, offering advice on all sorts of common problems, such as: what to do when the flusher doesn't work, how to avoid meeting the cleaning lady, what to do when your mobile falls into the bowl and how to disguise water splashes on your trousers.